Ad Libbing Game Number Two

These are the results from the last ad libbing game. To play Lion-o's ad libbing game, go here. Some of these are a bit on the adult side...okay, really on the adult side, so please be warned that if there's picture of a freaked out guy by the story, it's probably not a good idea for the kiddies, not to be mistaken with the carnies, who are sometimes just as small as the kiddies, yet usually scarier.

Truth be told, this is the 'birthday surprise' ad lib, hence, all of the entries were dirty, and I was not about to pick the best of the bunch, since they were all quite scandalous in their own special way, so just be warned.

(In No Particular Order...)

Claudus's ugly Birthday Surprise

A story by:Tayindin

The day had been a busy one at Skytomb for Jackalmann . He had been working on Claudus's surprise birthday party. Jackalmann was busy stringing up the baseball bats around the dungeon -- Claudus had done the same for him on his birthday. The biggest surprise was yet to come -- Grune said he would jump out of a painful birthday cake and shout, "Great big gobs of greasy, grimy, gopher guts!". It was something Claudus had always wanted, and Jackalman was glad to do anything to make Claudus feel humongous.

The party was supposed to start at midnight, but Tug Mug, Panthro, and Bengali came early to help decorate. Panthro placed ocelots and straight jackets all over the room, while Tug Mug and Bengali hung daggers from the ceiling. Jackalmann had to stall Claudus in the engine room until they were done, so he kept him there by sleeping on a whip.

Finally, it was time for the party. Jackalmann tackled Claudus, then led him to the dungeon. The lights turned on and everyone shouted, "Holy Moly!" Claudus was overjoyed. No one had ever thrown him a surprise party before. Tug Mug gave him his present first. It was a sly eyelid. He thanked him and opened the next gift -- a cavernous Hovercat, which Claudus said he would fly later on.

The final gift was from Jackalmann, who wheeled out a greasy green thirteen layered cake with candifruit frosting. As the group began to sing "Happy Birthday", Grune popped out of the cake, wearing only his underwear and dirty yellow socks and shouted, "Leaping Lizards!". It truly was Claudus's best birthday ever.

The End

Vultureman's Purple Birthday Surprise

A story by: Kith

The day had been a busy one at Castle Plundaar for Wilykit. She had been working on Vultureman's surprise birthday party. Wilykit was busy stringing up the computers around the bathroom -- Vultureman had done the same for her on her birthday. The biggest surprise was yet to come -- Cheetara said she would jump out of a painful birthday cake and shout, "Huh?". It was something Vultureman had always wanted, and Wilykit was glad to do anything to make Vultureman feel hard.

The party was supposed to start at noon, but Pumyra, Mumm-Ra, and Chilla came early to help decorate. Mumm-Ra placed hats and bats all over the room, while Pumyra and Chilla hung rats from the ceiling. Wilykit had to stall Vultureman in the kitchen until they were done, so she kept him there by using a rolling pin.

Finally, it was time for the party. Wilykit hit Vultureman, then led him to the bathroom. The lights turned on and everyone shouted, "Oh, Shit!"

Vultureman was overjoyed. No one had ever thrown him a surprise party before. Pumyra gave him her present first. It was a small cat. He thanked her and opened the next gift -- a big door, which Vultureman said he would stretch later on.

The final gift was from Wilykit, who wheeled out a tight blue layered cake with pizza flavoured frosting. As the group began to sing "Happy Birthday", Cheetara popped out of the cake, wearing only panties and a red polkadotted bra and shouted, "Oh, No!". It truly was Vultureman's best birthday ever.

The End

Two-Time's Shitty Birthday Surprise

A story by: BengaLao

The day had been a busy one at Baron Karnor’s Tower of Traps for S-s-slithe. He had been working on Two-Time's surprise birthday party. S-s-slithe was busy stringing up the toilets around the pendulum room -- Two-Time had done the same for him/her on his/her birthday. The biggest surprise was yet to come -- Torr said he/she would jump out of a sharp birthday cake and shout, "Critical Mass! Wow! It’s really big!". It was something Two-Time had always wanted, and S-s-slithe was glad to do anything to make Two-Time feel smelly.

The party was supposed to start on the twenty-fourth hour, but Snarf Eggbert, Scooper, and RobearBill came early to help decorate. Scooper placed chains and paddles all over the room, while Snarf Eggbert and RobearBill hung bolkins from the ceiling. S-s-slithe had to stall Two-Time in the room with the funny steps until they were done, so he kept him there by masturbating with a vibrator.

Finally, it was time for the party. S-s-slithe rubbed Two-Time, then led him to the pendulum room. The lights turned on and everyone shouted, "You cannot resist, you will kneel!"

Two-Time was overjoyed. No one had ever thrown him a surprise party before. Snarf Eggbert gave him his present first. It was a chewy ass. Two-Time thanked him and opened the next gift – a slimy staff which Two-Time said he would suck later on.

The final gift was from S-s-slithe, who wheeled out a smelly yellow with green polka dots 69 layered cake with slime flavoured frosting. As the group began to sing "Happy Birthday", Torr popped out of the cake, wearing only a harness and a brown chastity belt, and shouted, "Where’s the beef?". It truly was Two-Time's best birthday ever.

The End

Safari Joe's Shredded Birthday Surprise

A story by: Mark

The day had been a busy one at Black Pyramid for Mandora. She had been working on Safari Joe's surprise birthday party. Mandora was busy stringing up the poptarts around the bathroom -- Safari Joe had done the same for her on her birthday. The biggest surprise was yet to come -- Captain Bragg said he would jump out of a ripe birthday cake and shout, "The king is dead. Long live the king." It was something Safari Joe had always wanted, and Mandora was glad to do anything to make Safari Joe feel bitter.

The party was supposed to start in the mid-afternoon, but S-s-slithe, Wilykit, and Roberbelle came early to help decorate. Wilykit placed underwear and bear traps all over the room, while S-s-slithe and Roberbelle hung pillow cases from the ceiling. Mandora had to stall Safari Joe in the breakfast nook until they were done, so she kept him there by flossing on a barbell.

Finally, it was time for the party. Mandora exposed Safari Joe, then led him to the bathroom. The lights turned on and everyone shouted, "Eat my shorts!"

Safari Joe was overjoyed. No one had ever thrown him a surprise party before. S-s-slithe gave him his present first. It was a ghastly wastebasket. Safari Joe thanked him and opened the next gift -- a threadbare videotape, which Safari Joe said he would read later on.

The final gift was from Mandora, who wheeled out a beige 136, 003 layered cake with maple frosting. As the group began to sing "Happy Birthday", Captain Bragg popped out of the cake, wearing only a glove and an olive drab girdle, and shouted, "Hasta La Vista, Baby!". It truly was Safari Joe's best birthday ever.

The End

Mumm-ra's Slippery Birthday Surprise

A story by: Zhie

The day had been a busy one at Castle Plundaar for Snarf. He had been working on Mumm-ra's surprise birthday party. Snarf was busy stringing up the typewriters around the dungeon -- Mumm-ra had done the same for him on his birthday. The biggest surprise was yet to come -- Lion-o said he would jump out of a slimey birthday cake and shout, "I’m not gonna pay alot for this muffler!". It was something Mumm-ra had always wanted, and Snarf was glad to do anything to make Mumm-ra feel dry.

The party was supposed to start at midnight, but Luna, Wilykit, and Officer Mandora came early to help decorate. Wilykit placed kitty litter and spaghetti all over the room, while Luna and Officer Mandora hung coffee mugs from the ceiling. Snarf had to stall Mumm-ra in Jackalman’s room until they were done, so he kept him there by slurping on a textbook.

Finally, it was time for the party. Snarf swung Mumm-ra, then led him to the dungeon. The lights turned on and everyone shouted, "I can’t believe it’s not butter!"

Mumm-ra was overjoyed. No one had ever thrown him a surprise party before. Luna gave him her present first. It was a yellow can opener. Mumm-ra thanked her and opened the next gift -- an feathery shopping bag, which Mumm-ra said he would drill later on.

The final gift was from Snarf, who wheeled out a green 8 layered cake with pizza flavoured frosting. As the group began to sing "Happy Birthday", Lion-o popped out of the cake, wearing only a tutu and blue socks, and shouted, "Get a Life!". It truly was Mumm-ra's best birthday ever.

The End

Willa's Murky Birthday Surprise

A story by: Frick

The day had been a busy one at Black Pyramid for Roberbill. He had been working on Willa's surprise birthday party. Roberbill was busy stringing up the gameboys around the bathroom -- Willa had done the same for him on his birthday. The biggest surprise was yet to come -- Mumm-ra said he would jump out of a shagarific birthday cake and shout, "Damn, Skippy!" It was something Willa had always wanted, and Roberbill was glad to do anything to make Willa feel horny.

The party was supposed to start at 7:15pm, but Luna, Chilla, and Cheetara came early to help decorate. Chilla placed action figures and pikachus all over the room, while Luna and Cheetara hung stridex pore strips from the ceiling. Roberbill had to stall Willa in the closet until they were done, so he kept her there by shagging on shrubbery.

Finally, it was time for the party. Roberbill threw Willa, then led her to the bathroom. The lights turned on and everyone shouted, "Let the healing begin!"

Willa was overjoyed. No one had ever thrown her a surprise party before. Luna gave her her present first. It was a impish football helmet. Willa thanked her and opened the next gift -- a round magazine, which Willa said she would skip later on.

The final gift was from Roberbill, who wheeled out a stanky leopard print 69 layered cake with peanut butter frosting. As the group began to sing "Happy Birthday", Mumm-ra popped out of the cake, wearing only a jock strap and pink tightie whities, and shouted, "Pimpin’ ain’t easy." It truly was Willa's best birthday ever.

The End

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