Par-O-dy-O-Rama : The Thunder Source


<Haldir> Join them?  I think not.  Rather, I should serve Sauron himself than join this site.

<Panthro> You will...Become a ThunderCat? That's blasphemy!  It's a damn good thing Jaga just floated on off when he died, because he'd be flipping in his grave if he read that!

<Dr. Zhie> So, can ex-ThunderCats become ThunderCats again if they were to join? *Grins in an evil fashion.*  If I had know all those years ago it was as easy as joining this site, I wouldn't have gone through all that trial crap.

<Panthro> That's just ridiculous!  Sam doesn't have the power to make anybody a ThunderCat.  This is *really* rufflin' my fur.

<Dr. Zhie> Yeah.  We noticed.  But look, that's not all.  You get an authorized T.T.S. No as well.

<Panthro> I don't want a No or a Yes from this place.  Or a portrait constructed, for that matter.

<Haldir> If they construct the portraits in the manner they construct their site, you may well be dead by the time they finished.

<Dr. Zhie> Have a bio constructed based on your actual personality and characteristics...so, if you don't know where you came from, they'll make it up for you?

<Panthro> Yeah, here, I have a sample. *Hands Zhie a blank piece of paper.*

<Haldir> Free People!? What kind of dark place is this?

<Dr. Zhie> Free what?

<Haldir> *Points to the bottom of the screen.*

<Panthro> "Free People!  Free from T.T.S. Only!"...that is a little disconcerting.

<Dr. Zhie> Well, gosh, what are we waiting for?  Let's join now!  But, wait!  The link doesn't work.  By Jaga, I'm shocked!  And here, I thought I could get some of those free people they seem so keen to get rid of.

<Haldir> Is this the end of it, then?

<Panthro> The end of the ThunderSource, probably.  The end of Sam, we could only hope.