Zhie stomps over and pulls Legolas and Dorindil aside from the group. "What was that?"
"What?" asks Dorindil looking around blankly.
"What you just did!" Zhie crosses her arms in a huff. "I told you `read the cue cards, follow your lines, do NOT ad lib'. What was the purpose of saying your lines over again at the end of the header?"
Legolas grabs a nearby towel and wipes off his face. "But we did do just that! The cards came back up again!"
Zhie gives them a withering look. "You expect me to believe that? There are only two ways that such a thing is possible. One, I made a mistake in the arrangement of the cue cards – and I did NOT make a mistake in the arrangement. I know for a fact because Haldir helped me with them – and you can wipe that smirk off along with the rest of the whipped cream, blondie! Two, someone did this just to cause a distraction, and this was simply too well-planned for-" Suddenly, a very seductive tune begins to play over the loudspeakers and Zhie, Legolas, and Dorindil all turn and stare in horror as Melpomaen begins the Elvish Dance of Love.
"Hey, we're not cleared for that, Melpomaen! This is R, not NC17! You put that away right now, mister!" Zhie pulls a chord hanging from the ceiling, which dispatches a large tarp to fall over Melpomaen and cover him. "What did you think you were doing?"
"Elvish Dance of Love." Answers Melpomaen in a muffled voice.
"No, no Elvish Dance of Love."
"Just a little one?" asks Melpomaen, sticking out his arm and motioning a small portion with two fingers.
"No, no big Elvish Dance of Love, no small Elvish Dance of Love… sheesh…Elves…"
"You were encouraging it." Says Legolas.
Dorindil nods. "Yeah, with a title like that…"
"That isn't the title! The title is `The More the Merrier: All's Fair in Love and War.'"
"That's two titles!" shouts Thranduil, who hasn't really left yet.
Zhie throws her arms in the air. "I give up. We're just going to have to do this all over again."
"What? The whole thing?" complains Legolas.
"Including the pie?" asks Dorindil happily.
"Including the pie." Says Zhie.
"Yes!" shouts Dorindil.