Here to say a few words about the upcoming untitled work of fanfiction that will be posted on Valentine's day is Zhie, official keeper of Haldir's purple rabbit and Ecthelion's beach hat, neither of which have anything to do with the upcoming untitled work of fanfiction.

"Hello, everyone. As you are likely aware of by now, there is a huge work being written and edited as we speak in time for Valentine's Day. The elves have been quite generous with their time, and we hope you will enjoy the work that is going to be presented. However, it appears that the trailer was not entirely clear on what the fic is going to be about exactly, so I'd like to clear that up right now with some assistance from Forest."

Forest pushes a desert cart out and hands Zhie a chocolate frosted cupcake. "This story is going to be so much better than this." Legolas walks in with Kristin on one arm and Corri on the other. Dropping his arms as he approaches, he then snatches the cupcake, peeling off the wrapper as he looks expectantly at Zhie. She sighs and looks at Forest, who pulls two more cupcakes from the cart, promptly handing them to Zhie, who hands one to Corri and the other to Kristin. All three of them smile and walk away, Legolas licking the frosting from the top of his desert.

Forest hands Zhie another desert, this time, a blueberry pie. "This story is also going to be quite a lot better than this happens to be."

Orophin runs over, skids to a stop, deeply breathes in the aroma of the pie, and then grabs it and runs away. Orophin runs back, still holding the pie atop one hand, and grabs Forest by the wrist, running away and pulling her behind him. Zhie watches the way they have gone for a bit, eyes getting wide, and then she shakes her head and takes from the cart a freshly baked angel food cake. "And this story, dear readers, is going to be even better than this cake. Oh, yes, much, much better."

Haldir strolls up with a sly look, sauntering over to Zhie. He leans over and whispers something to her that makes her blush. "Well…okay, if you did * that * with the cake, then, um…" Zhie turns to face Haldir. "Can you really * do * that? I mean…would you?"

Haldir smirks. "Follow me." He instructs, walking away. Zhie makes haste after him with the cake. A moment later, she steps back and asks, "So...does that make sense?"

Rúmil walks on from the opposite side and takes the cake from Zhie, grinning mischievously. "Why, my dear lady, you have made yourself perfectly clear. Now, your room or mine?" Zhie glances over her shoulder before she follows Rúmil off the opposite way.

After a few moments, Haldir walks back over with a confused look on his face. "Hey, where'd my cake go?"

Emmi walks past with a heaping dish of chocolate covered strawberries. "I don't know about your cake, but I'll share my desert with you if you want." Haldir raises a brow as he watches Emmi as she walks, and she turns her head just slightly, adding, "Follow me." Haldir obediently does as he is told.

The desert cart, momentarily forgotten, is suddenly pounced upon by Elladan and Elrohir. "I spy-"

"-with my little eye-"

"Vanilla pudding!" They pair grabs the huge bowl and grin at it.

"Better than cupcakes-"

"-or pie, but-"

"-not as good as the story."

"This will, however-"

"-help until then. If only there was-"

"-someone to help us eat all of this."

Elladan and Elrohir sigh collectively. Suddenly, two eagles swoop down, the first one letting go of Idhrenwen near the ground, and the second one letting go of Zu. Both ladies are stunned and brush themselves off as a third eagle swoops down and picks up the desert cart, which only contains cookies, and flies away.

"Wow, that was-"

"-quick."

"Eagle air. The only way to fly." Idhrenwen winks and scoots up between the twins. "Mmm. Vanilla pudding."

"Need some help?" offers Zu. The four grin at each other and walk off with the pudding.